GH Spoilers For June

• Lucky asks Liz out to dinner (I knew they were setting us up with Sam & Liz getting along)
• Claudia bribes Maxie to lure Johnny away from Lulu by seducing him (Claudia sure asked the right gal…)
• Sonny continues to rethink going legit.
• Alexis presents Sonny with “papers”
• Leyla decides Spinneli is her hero
• Carly begins plotting revenge on Kate (isn’t having Kate be the one whose with Sonny revenge enough?)
• Sam gets a strange message from Luke which leads her and Lucky to go to…Mexico?
• Jerry & Claudia “have words”

A little later…

• Dr. Matt Hunter arrives. Another strange doctor with a past? Really?
• Claudia & Leyla’s mom both show up together revealing secrets from the past (ok, not together…)
• Spinelli & Claudia both become quarantined after being exposed to a virus (some spoilers list Jason as being stuck with them, but other don’t)
• Carly…. Pregnant? I don’t mean to say I told you so, but…. I told you so.

Wait, strange viruses? Luke in trouble in a third world country? Throw in a monkey and it’s that outbreak story again…

GH Writers: Please Take Notes

Outstanding Writing, Acting, and All Around Soapiness Goes To… One Life To Live!!

The scenes of Nash’s death have been beyond tragic. I don’t remember the last time I actually was brought to not tears, but all out crying during a soap. Forbes March & Bree Williamson SOOOO deserve at the very least Emmy nods for the last two days. Forbes did more acting with his eyes in those final scenes than some actors do in a lifetime! And Bree? How gut wrenching was it watching Jess fall apart? Watching Jess bring in baby Bree to say goodbye to her dying daddy? Telling him she was pregnant in the moments before he died? GUT WRENCHING!

Then her realistic portrayal of the first morning waking up alone, her breakdown with Vicki, and the smack heard around the world when she socked up her sister, whose partly to blame for her husband’s death. I actually cheered when Jess hit Natalie, I did.

GH writers, please take note! That’s how you write a show…

With the return of Tina & Marty it seems are only going to get better over in Lanview!

Thursday & Friday Recaps

Well it’s Friday and that means another 5 hours of my life have been waisted on GH. Five hours I will never get back. Thanks GH writers.

Johnny boy appeals to Jason for peace, or was that last week? Or the week before? Or last month? I don’t know anymore. Than Claudia shows up and tells Jason that there will only be peace if Anthony is dead. Or was that last week? Or the week before? Or last month? I don’t know anymore. Ever get the feeling that the writers are just writing the same conversations over and over and over again? Carly and

Claudia waved their claws at each other after Carly stepped in to defend her little nip napping lap dog of a cousin, Lulu. That’s right kids, I’m a hater now. After this past week of watching Lulu incessantly push her little nose where it doesn’t belong, and practically stalking Claudia, I’m convinced that the writers over at GH have it out for Julie Marie Berman, who is much better than the material she’s being given. Totally sucks for her.

Spinelli tries to recover from seeing Stupido & Stupidette having sex on the desk, by trying to have sex on the desk himself with Maxie… That’s what he gets for listening to Diane. Robin whines and cries about something… Patrick looks cuter when the mute button is on. *sigh* When is daddy Drake coming back again?

I have to say by the end of today I have decided to give my full support to Nik & Claudia as a couple. Here’s why.

1.  I am soooo tired of mopey gloomy Nikolas. OK, so it’s not like he hasn’t always been a little brooding, but this whole “lost the love of my life & I had a brain tumor” has just been such a downer…
2. If Lulu & Johnny give Nik or Claudia the “he/she’s no good for you” speech ONE MORE TIME, I will jump off a roof. So help me…
3. Claudia has not yet lost her cool factor (though I suppose we should give the writers time) and by having her with anyone other than Sonny helps keep her cool factor high.

Speaking of Sonny, (Stupido) papa Stupido got himself beat up by a loan shark. A loan shark who is no longer afraid of Sonny, because he’s not a kingpin anymore, just a coffee importer (like that makes him any less crazy). When Sonny confronts the loan shark, him & his goons don’t back down from Sonny. Sonny gets scared and goes and takes it out on someone he is tougher than, Spinelli. Pushing Spinelli around and calling him “freaky Boy” doesn’t make Sonny tough. It doesn’t even make him a thug. It just makes him a big old jackass. He tells Jason to “take care” of the loan shark. Jason reminds Sonny that’s he’s not the boss of him…

Poor Spinelli. Not only is Maxie blind to his feelings for her, he’s keeps getting verbally and physically roughed up by Stupido & Stupidette, but Stupido broke his laptop. Good thing nurse Mir ran in to him on the  dock, on her way to a wedding, dateless….
Somehow in the midst of all this stupidity, Sam and Elizabeth manage to have an adult conversation, about an adult topic, and come up with adult results. I was shocked to see them make amends in such an adult like manner. These girls haven’t acted older than JR high school girls in almost a year. It was such a pleasant scene that went such a long way in redeeming both characters, that it made me sure the writers must be planning on messing it up somehow. I’m not sure how, but mark my words, they’ll find a way!

Another pleasant scene? The sweet and touching music montage of Jax & Carly in bed. Their decision to wait on having another child and than having such a moving scene leads me to believe Carly will be preggers in no time. But wait, didn’t she have sex with Stupido  just a week ago? Oh crap. Please tell me we are not on the verge of another mob related who’s the daddy story line? Please, for all that’s good and holy, NOOOOO!

Just another week in the PC…