GENERAL HOSPITAL

Spoilers + My Two Cents

• Jax thinks Carly shows all the signs of being knocked up (other than her having sex with Sonny)
• Carly thinks Jax is out of his mind—until she begins rowfing left and right (and remembers having sex with Sonny)
• Carly consults with Diane as to her parental rights if this unborn baby turns out to belong to Sonny too, Diane tells Carly that  Sonny’s renouncing custody of Michael and Morgan—won’t apply to a new baby (Duh)
• Jax shares Carly’s possible pregnancy with Kate, who then shares it with Sonny (with Kate? Really Carly, how stupid are you?)
• Sonny’s remebers his limo sex with Carly (Wow, stupido’s thinkin for a change)
• Sonny confronts Carly about her pregnancy (Sonny? Carly? Confrontation? Is it noon already?)
• Carly blames Jason for being knocked up. (Carly slept with Jason? Yea, if stupido buys that, I’ve got a bridge for sale….)
• Carly asks Jason to pretend to be the father of her unborn baby, but he implores her to just tell the damned truth for once (And by implore I mean he says, “Bitch you’re crazy if you think I’m starting that again!)
• Sonny brings up the question of paternity to Jax, which alerts him to Carly’s indiscretion (and away he goes)
• Kate says yes to Sonny. But first, she insists he sign a prenuptial agreement (yea, she doesn’t want him to end up with her closet full of couture)
•  Sonny and Kate work it out, but then Kate being  Kate, must plan her wedding like it’s Princess Di and Prince Charles. This overwhelms the understated, private Sonny (yea because it’s the first time he’s been married… in 2008… or is it? I can’t even remember!)
• Jason Cook debuts as Dr. Matt, who will interact with Maxie (and the writers have him fall in love with Lulu so that he can end up with Maxie)