Please be advised that this is a cease and desist letter. As a qualified big mouth and blogger whose opinions are not only valid but RIGHT, I feel that it is my responsibility to send you this. There are a number of items that have been overused, dragged out, beat to death or just plain work my nerves. These items are to be removed immediately or I will be forced to take serious action. The items are as listed,
Sonny yelling. Sonny feaking out. Sonny growling, grunting, or clenching his teeth.
The Mob. All of it. Russian, Italian, brain damaged former rich boys, and any other tie in to the mob. It is over, we are done, end it. I suggest a quick bomb blast as some mob meeting where everyone related to the mob is present.
Did I mention Sonny?
Women who have, currently are, might in the future ever sleep with Sonny. Beware ladies, he kills brain cells.
The Zacharras, see item 2.
Being willing to fork over the money to get Robert Scorpio on Night Shift, but not enough to have him be there on Robin’s wedding day.
Thinking Patrick is going to miss the wedding when we’ve already seen a million ads showing us that he makes it.
Sonny drinking. Sonny talking. Sonny breathing.
Kate. Kate talking about Sonny. Kate talking to Sonny. Kate thinking about Sonny.
Sonny in a tie.
Well, I hope you take these demands seriously. And please be aware, that this list is subject to additions.
Ok. So Carly & Sonny have limo sex. And now, months later, the truth is revealed. So why exactly does Carly end up losing everything, while Sonny manages to glide through and get Kate to not only forgive him, but follow through with the wedding? Talk about Jack Ass, with a capital J. Sonny, not Kate. Kate would be Dumb Ass, with a capital D. I’m so done with Kate.
I think the award for the BEST DAMN SPEECH of 2008 goes to Diane for her VERY well deserved verbal smack down of Sonny. Check it below (gotta love youtube).
Kate should be on the last train back to Manhattan. And Carly shouldn’t be the only one suffering the consequences of the limo sex.
Whoever is writing for Diane, should be given artistic control over the whole damn show.
By the way, since I’m venting…
1. Robin, marry Patrick already.
2. Noah, the legendary ladies man fathered a child? Wow, shocking.
So I see that even though it’s been too long since I’ve updated this site, I’m still getting a lot of people visiting. I thought I’d let everybody know that other writing tasks (meaning paying gigs) have kept me form keeping my GH blog updated for the moment, including training to possibly be a guide for About.com’s All My Children site! This is great opportunity, and I really hope I get the gig! So all of my faithful GH readers, please keep your fingers crossed for me. If you have any suggestions as to what you want in a “All My Children” site, let me know!
That’s right it’s yet another who’s the daddy story over in PC. In fact, you could even say that we began looking at your watch the minute the “limo sex” began. The rest is pretty much blah blah blah. Jax shared the possible pregnancy with Kate, like an idiot. Kate of course shared it with Sonny, who amazingly enough, figured that one and one can indeed make a baby… Carly put taking a pregnancy test off by saying she just needed time, so Jax backed off. Before she took a test, she had to consult with Diane who explained to Carly that if this baby was in fact Sonny’s, he would have full legal rights. When Sonny confronted Carly back at home, she him that if there was a baby, it was Jason’s. Sonny scoffed. Carly went to the penthouse with a pregnancy test and announced to Jason that they were going to see of they were going to have a baby.
For those of you who don’t know, I also write for a website called Reality Shack (see links) and I got to interview one of my favorite former teen heartthrobs, Corey Feldman for the site! If you are a reformed eighties teeny-bopper such as myself you’ll appreciate how much fun I had chattin with Corey Feldman!
General Hospital? Best Show? Are they sure they were watching the right show? One Life To Live on the other hand, deserved every single award they got and a few more…
Jax thinks Carly shows all the signs of being knocked up (other than her having sex with Sonny)
Carly thinks Jax is out of his mind—until she begins rowfing left and right (and remembers having sex with Sonny)
Carly consults with Diane as to her parental rights if this unborn baby turns out to belong to Sonny too, Diane tells Carly that Sonny’s renouncing custody of Michael and Morgan—won’t apply to a new baby (Duh)
Jax shares Carly’s possible pregnancy with Kate, who then shares it with Sonny (with Kate? Really Carly, how stupid are you?)
Sonny’s remebers his limo sex with Carly (Wow, stupido’s thinkin for a change)
Sonny confronts Carly about her pregnancy (Sonny? Carly? Confrontation? Is it noon already?)
Carly blames Jason for being knocked up. (Carly slept with Jason? Yea, if stupido buys that, I’ve got a bridge for sale….)
Carly asks Jason to pretend to be the father of her unborn baby, but he implores her to just tell the damned truth for once (And by implore I mean he says, “Bitch you’re crazy if you think I’m starting that again!)
Sonny brings up the question of paternity to Jax, which alerts him to Carly’s indiscretion (and away he goes)
Kate says yes to Sonny. But first, she insists he sign a prenuptial agreement (yea, she doesn’t want him to end up with her closet full of couture)
Sonny and Kate work it out, but then Kate being Kate, must plan her wedding like it’s Princess Di and Prince Charles. This overwhelms the understated, private Sonny (yea because it’s the first time he’s been married… in 2008… or is it? I can’t even remember!)
Jason Cook debuts as Dr. Matt, who will interact with Maxie (and the writers have him fall in love with Lulu so that he can end up with Maxie)
Well what a week over in Port Chuck. Let’s get to the meat (pun intended) of it, shall we?
Lucky & Sam are very cute. I’m amazed at how far they have come with redeeming both characters as well as Liz. The last two years have just been the demise of all three of these characters. And as it turns out, once Jason was removed from the story they all started to become like able again. The adventures in Mexico were a refreshing change. Even the honest exchange upon their return to Port Chuck was nice, with Sam fully admitting that she becomes desperate and possessive in a realationship. Admitting that is true sign that the character has grown a bit. Though I don’t feel that Lucky & Sam make a good couple for the long run, I do like them together now. So I’ll take the good where I can get it.
The Infectious delivery guy was a hard story to swallow, but entertaining nonetheless. There is a somewhat odd chemistry between Jason, Claudia, & Spinelli. It does make for some funny moments. With that said, a few funny moments does not change the fact that Claudia is responsible for Michael’s shooting, and therefor puts her into a category I call, “Irredeemable”. I hate when the writers box a character in like that, because nothing they write can reverse the irredeemable act in which the character took part.
That brings me of course to Jerry Jacks, Moreau, Mr. Craig. The baddy of all baddies. Here’s the man that has double crossed EVERYONE during his time in the PC. His introduction was the killing of Alan, and he shot Robin, forcing an ugly operation, and almost killing a pregnant Liz. All of this by taking everyone hostage in his own brothers hotel. Though the actor and the character are likable, a lot, it makes no sense to have Alexis, of all people fall under his spell. I know he can offer protection, but really, it’s only a matter of time before he turns on her. I’m glad Jax socked him up. Their arrest after their fight, of course another chance for GH to bump up visibility of the Police Station for Night Shift.
Mac is being a little silly, and arresting Patrick was the icing on the cake of that silliness. I can’t wait to see what they do with Robert when he returned over on NS…
The photo shoot over in the metro court did nothing for me. Kate is working my nerves more and more with each passing day. And the inevitable proposal from Sonny is about as lame as Kate’s…well as lame as Kate herself.
Speaking of Kate being lame, how has she not fired Lulu yet? On the rare occasions that Lulu is at work, she usually with Johnny, or attracting other Mafioso like Anthony Zacharra to come around and play Goodfellas in Kate’s office. Lulu’s work ethic over at Crimson is so bad that it makes Kate look even worse for keeping her there.
Maxie on the other hand seems very real and comfortable in the new world of Crimson that GH is creating. The problem is Lulu. Their rivalry has been an enjoyable one, but it’s getting old. I have no doubt that Maxie can get to Johnny, only because she always gets to Lulu’s men, eventually. I just think they can do more with Maxie than having her keep seducing lulu’s guys…
Since I’m at it, how about Lulu skipping work to whisk Johnny away to the Q’s boat house? Then getting flirty & sexy. Then finally, at the last second before they duck inside to do the deed, then she decides to tell him about Dhillon, and her virginity, and getting pregnant, and the abortion….Thank God Tracy stopped them because the kiss after ward had me feeling a little puky…
Does anyone else feel serious pain every time Alan arrives in that track suit?
I totally heart Max & Diane. They’re so cute, and they’re anti marriage views make complete sense over there in Port Chuck. I’m surprised more folks don’t run screaming form the mere mention of marriage over there…
First of all I must let you all know that I’ve been “notified” that the pictures I’ve been using are copyright infringement and they had to be removed. I feel very bad, I was in no way trying to break the law. I’m no criminal. I’m just a gal with a blog trying to do some good in this crazy world. This must be what Sonny feels like when people accuse him of not being a legitimate coffee exporter. Leave us alone people! We’re just trying to live our lives on the up & up. We’re not criminals!
Ok, now that I’ve got that out of the way, it was another boring day over in the PC. Alexis ordered Carly to talk to Sonny again. Ok, what’s the point of all this again? It just seems cruel of Sonny. I’m no lawyer, but shouldn’t Alexis be able to go to court and simply tell them Sonny signed away his rights to his sons to protect them? Can’t Carly testify on her behalf? Is there a judge in the world who wouldn’t allow it? Is Guza even awake over there?
Carly & Jason shared some sweet scenes, where Jason reminded Carly to stay strong and stick with her decision. I’m still amazed by the amount of common sense that Carly & Jason are showing these days. It’s almost like they should be on a different soap…
Sonny made Spinelli’s charade worse by showing and calling him freaky boy again? I will say this again, why??? Having Sonny talk to Spinelli like that, and call him such a demeaning name just makes him look like a jack ass! Is that really what they’re trying to accomplish over there in the writers room?
Giselle make some snide remarks about the coziness of Jax, Carly, Kate, & Sonny. Alexis shows up and sees Sonny & Carly are getting back together. What? Is there a sign that says “Limo Sex” tattooed on them?
Maxie goes off on Spinelli for acting weird. Weird? She thinks “Damien” is weird. But Spinelli is not? Whatev.
Spinelli gets drunk and Claudia takes him home where Jason walks in on them.
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